Total Medals Earned: 2,366 (From 299 different games.) Total Medal Score: 61,135 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/290 points)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (100/100 points)
Medals Earned: 9/9 (405/405 points)
Medals Earned: 10/10 (310/310 points)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (120/120 points)
Medals Earned: 9/9 (500/500 points)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (40/40 points)
Medals Earned: 20/20 (490/490 points)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (300/300 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
Beat Pico's challenge on easy mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on easy mode.
Beat Pico's challenge on hard mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on hard mode.
You can do better than that.....
That's more like it!
OMGWTFBBQ
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Beat the game.
Read all the signs.
Get all the coins.
Kill all the enemies.
Don't take damage.
pass the game using not more than 75 shots
complete the game
pass the game using not more than 35 shots
find secret room
get to the girl without hurting the crocodile
pass the game using not more than 50 shots
collect all coins
pass the game using not more than 25 shots
earn more than 250000
show a bug who's boss
collect 70 or more coins
Don't get hit for 30 seconds.
Acquire a score of 100,000 or greater.
Defeat the largest Peon.
Reach level 10
Defeat the largest Grunt.
Defeat the largest Miner.
Defeat the largest Splitter.
Defeat the largest Waver.
Don't spend any skill points and reach level 10 or greater.
Accurately land 50 shots without a single miss.
Destroy 50 mines in a single game.
Reach a kill chain of 1000
Defeat the largest Fume.
Defeat the largest Seeker.
Defeat the largest Shield.
Defeat the largest Vessel.
Defeat 1000 enemies in a single game.
Completely fill your bestiary by defeating 20 of each enemy in the game.
Acquire all Trophies.
100% the game (Acquire a gold star on the main menu for both Trophy and the Bestiary buttons)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Restore the fountain's flow
