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All hail the mighty Bureaucratic Fatcat that is OBESE FELINE!!!

Bureaucratic Fatcat @obesefeline

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Joined on 5/25/09

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Posted by obesefeline - December 25th, 2009


SANTA!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!

ALL I WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS WAS A SMALL CUBAN CHILD TO FEED UPON!!!!!!
I HOPE THAT POISON I PUT IN YOUR MILK TAKES EFFECT SOON!!!

ALL I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS WAS A SWEATER!!!


Posted by obesefeline - December 6th, 2009


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Posted by obesefeline - November 16th, 2009


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No joke this guy some serrious Skillz!!


Posted by obesefeline - October 27th, 2009


TheHockerMan sent me this lovely PM on the day of Fancy Donkey Tea Party's succsess. Apparently Donkeys and tea turn him on, at least I could make someone's strange sexual fantasies come true.

Once again, thank you Tom Fulp for putting me in the spotlight, it was mighty sweet of you :3, and can you believe, Happy Harry favorited my video.

My Biggest Fan


Posted by obesefeline - October 8th, 2009


I'M NOT WORTHY!
I'M NOT WORTHY!
I'M NOT WORTHY!

TOM FULP ACKNOWLEDGED MY EXISTENCE!!!


Posted by obesefeline - September 23rd, 2009


We must all band together and put an end to this maddness!!!

GEORGE BUSH EAT'S KITTENS!!!


Posted by obesefeline - September 18th, 2009


Silly cat!

I Eated A Butter


Posted by obesefeline - September 6th, 2009


Normal Whistle! Fuck!

I had a Bronze Whistle just a little while ago, I guess I must have flagged a good video.

Edit 09/07/09: Finally bronze again, I think I'm starting to see an obvious pattern here.


Posted by obesefeline - September 5th, 2009


Behold!

My new banner! (look above)

Now funny cat picture.

New Banner!


Posted by obesefeline - August 30th, 2009


Welcome to the first annual, Short one sentence reviews for every summer film I watched. Well, no point in wasting my time.

Star Trek
Good movie, but it seemed a little more like an action film than a Star Trek one.

Terminator Salvation
Not the best Terminator film, but it was better than T3.

Bruno
I've heard lots of people putting this film down and I just don't understand why, I thought it was fucking awesome.

Up
Another classic Pixar film, you can bet I will be first in line with all my friends when Toy Story 3 hits theaters.

Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince
I'll be honest, I don't like Harry Potter, I never got into the books and I never cared to much about the movies, but this movie is way better than the old ones.

G.I. Joe Rise of Cobra
It was OK, I guess, but there was wayyyyyyy too much back story.

Transformers Revenge of The Fallen
Same as last film, it was lacking in a few areas but still very entertaining. Michael Bay explosions!

District 9
Fucking amazing! go watch it as soon as possible.

Update 09/05/09
Inglourious Basterds
Very cool movie, the action scenes were awesome but my only complaint is that their was a little too much dialogue.