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Total Medals Earned: 2,367 (From 300 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 61,115 Points

Cardiac Snowdrift

I am not a vegetable (maybe) Unlocked 2/20/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Iron Constitution Unlocked 4/1/11
10 Points
Spit in the face of oncoming peril like the immovable object you are (unavailable on easy difficulty).
Somebody's got a Valentine! Unlocked 4/1/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Ultimate Completion Unlocked 4/1/11
25 Points
What were once many, are now one large heart monster thing. Thanks to you.
Unanimous Approval 100 Points Everyone's been very impressed with your performance.
Frozen Arteries Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/6 (50/155 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 5/25/09
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! Unlocked 6/6/09
25 Points
Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image Unlocked 7/5/09
25 Points
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor Unlocked 7/3/09
25 Points
Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest Unlocked 5/31/09
25 Points
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp Unlocked 5/31/09
50 Points
Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 6/6 (155/155 points)

Castle Guardian

Secret Get! Unlocked 8/23/10
5 Points
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Give it a Chance Unlocked 8/23/10
10 Points
Play for 10 minutes
Halfway there Unlocked 8/23/10
10 Points
Get to day 10
Money Bags Unlocked 8/23/10
10 Points
Collect $10,000
Slayer Unlocked 8/23/10
10 Points
Kill 100 enemies
Completed Unlocked 8/23/10
25 Points
Complete the game
Full Bestiary Unlocked 8/23/10
25 Points
Destroy every enemy
Powerhouse Unlocked 8/23/10
25 Points
Fully Upgrade Strength
Smiter Unlocked 8/23/10
25 Points
Kill 1000 enemies
Survivor Unlocked 8/23/10
25 Points
Get 150 kills in survival
Must Get Achievement Unlocked 8/23/10
50 Points
Collect 50 of the 85 achievements
Achievement Addict Unlocked 8/23/10
100 Points
Collect every single achievement!

Medals Earned: 12/12 (320/320 points)

Cat Astro Phi

Autopilot to LV-426 Unlocked 12/9/10
10 Points
Complete Planet 1
Hello Joshua 5 Points Hack any planets first lazer wall without failing
M41-A 5 Points Kill all bots on any level
Atari wouldn't like it 10 Points Destroy 30 asteroids during the story sequences
Express elevator to hell 10 Points Complete Planet 2
Farewell Sulaco 10 Points Complete Planet 3
Eric and the Floaters 25 Points Destroy 20 bots using only bombs
I'll go out there 25 Points Bomb your way to the secret area on Planet 2
Faster than a UD4L Cheyenne 50 Points Complete the game in under 20 mins in one sitting
We love you guys Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/155 points)

Catch 51

Dino Dookie Unlocked 4/23/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Chest Burster Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
FBI FTW Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lost their heads Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Reincarnation Plush Doll Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Ronald RayGun Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Running Southpaw Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Son of Krypton Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tom Fulp RIP Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
X-Ray Charles Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/50 points)

Cave of Wonders

Black Coffin Unlocked 9/9/09
10 Points
Die before beating Luis.
Exterminator Unlocked 9/9/09
10 Points
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Rude awakening Unlocked 9/9/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 9/9/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal Unlocked 9/9/09
25 Points
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush Unlocked 9/9/09
25 Points
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 9/9/09
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder Unlocked 9/9/09
50 Points
Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom Unlocked 9/9/09
50 Points
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power Unlocked 9/9/09
100 Points
Complete all other achievements!

Medals Earned: 10/10 (315/315 points)

Chaos Faction 2

KILL IT WITH FIRE Unlocked 5/8/10
5 Points
Burn someone to a crisp
Recycler Unlocked 5/8/10
5 Points
Kill someone with a dropped weapon
Zoned Out Unlocked 5/8/10
5 Points
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 1
Anger Management Unlocked 5/8/10
10 Points
Make 5 KO's with rage attacks in one match
Crate Expectations Unlocked 5/8/10
10 Points
Collect 20 crates in one match
In The Zone Unlocked 5/8/10
10 Points
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 2
KAPOW! Unlocked 5/8/10
10 Points
Hit someone with a full-powered wind-up punch
Magic Number Unlocked 5/7/10
10 Points
Get a 3x multikill
Zero Gravity Unlocked 5/8/10
10 Points
Go offscreen and recover
4 On The Floor Unlocked 5/8/10
25 Points
Get a 4x multikill
Architect Unlocked 5/8/10
25 Points
Make an awesome level in the Level Editor and play a match on it
Chaos Kudos Unlocked 5/8/10
25 Points
Complete all campaign challenges in the game
Immortal Unlocked 5/8/10
25 Points
Don't lose any lives in a campaign challenge
Veteran Unlocked 5/8/10
25 Points
Play 10 deathmatch games
Fantastic 5 Unlocked 5/8/10
50 Points
Get a 5x multikill
Lift Off! Unlocked 5/8/10
50 Points
Knock someone into space
Pacifist Unlocked 5/8/10
50 Points
Complete a campaign challenge without harming anyone
Survivor Unlocked 5/8/10
50 Points
Get a score of 10,000 or higher in Survival mode
Take The Plunge Unlocked 5/8/10
50 Points
Hold the plunger for 15 seconds in a row
Up And Away Unlocked 5/8/10
50 Points
Knock someone into the stratosphere

Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)

Charlie Sheen - Winning

People Person Unlocked 4/7/11
5 Points
Run 250 people over
Tiger Blood Unlocked 4/7/11
5 Points
Activate Tiger Mode
Two and a Half Miles Unlocked 4/7/11
5 Points
Travel over 2.5 miles
Hot Shot Unlocked 4/11/11
10 Points
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Major Bender Unlocked 4/7/11
10 Points
Travel 100 miles
My Goddesses Unlocked 4/7/11
10 Points
Pick up 30 strippers
Winners use Drugs Unlocked 4/7/11
10 Points
Use every type of drug in the game
Bend Over 5 Points Die 5 Times
Terminal Velocity 5 Points Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
CARnage 10 Points Destroy 100 cars
Street Wall 25 Points Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Rockstar From Mars 50 Points Travel 200 miles

Medals Earned: 7/12 (55/150 points)

Chibi Knight

Dragon-slayer Unlocked 2/3/10
5 Points
Beat Island Beast
Slash-n'-burn Unlocked 2/3/10
5 Points
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Chibi-mage Unlocked 2/3/10
10 Points
Get all 4 spells
Furball-slayer Unlocked 2/3/10
10 Points
Beat Canyon Beast
Demon-slayer Unlocked 2/3/10
25 Points
Defeat Demon Beast
Speed-runner Unlocked 2/3/10
25 Points
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Worthy-chibi Unlocked 2/3/10
25 Points
Defeat all 3 knights
Grinder Unlocked 2/3/10
50 Points
Level up everything to level 8

Medals Earned: 8/8 (155/155 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/11/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! Unlocked 12/13/09
25 Points
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall Unlocked 12/13/09
25 Points
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide Unlocked 12/13/09
25 Points
Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! Unlocked 12/11/09
25 Points
Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby Unlocked 12/11/09
50 Points
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners Unlocked 12/13/09
50 Points
Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man Unlocked 12/13/09
100 Points
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul Unlocked 12/15/09
100 Points
Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 9/9 (405/405 points)